Flotsam & Jetsam
Me (waking up from a midday nap): WHAT PLANET IS THIS?
Brother: Earth?
Me: *Muffled sob* NOT AGAIN.

themadfangirl:

He looks so aroused in that last gif and it’s so funny because he’s trying to be insulting to make a point…

but his eyes…they linger a little too long…and it’s like he’s suddenly realizing…

“Oooohhh…nice….pink and yellow…I like that…”

PFFT THIS ^^^

theresidentdevil:

Right back up in yo motherfuckin’ ass.

I think gizoogle took over my soul or something.

I’ll draw more serious art some day.

I just for some reason really like drawing these two being assholes to each other.

Story of my life…

Story of my life…

hawke: of course i will do thing for you, citizen, for i am a hero and friend to all
carver: rivalry +823

asksparklefingers:

foxghost:

This giveaway will close on midnight of  May 23rd, 2013.

It’s way overdue follower-appreciation giveaway time!

Prize #1, full-colour shippy art of your otp. Can be mildly nsfw.
Example here and here and there

  • This prize is open to current followers
  • To enter for this prize, REPLY to this post ONCE.

Prize #2 (possibly #3 and #4), single character portrait in a style of your choice. flat colour two-toned (examples nsfw), painted, lined and coloured. OR you can choose to have a black and white sketch of your otp instead.

  • This prize is open to anyone following me as of may 23rd, 2013
  • To enter, like and/reblog this post
  • You can reblog as many time as you want but please be reasonable ;-;
  • It is possible to win both prize #1 and #2 because I’m separating the replies from the notes and then doing this drawing
  • at 250 notes I will add prize #3, at 400 i will add prize #4.

Notes:

  • This giveaway is multi-fandom. This includes movies/tv/comics.
  • I will draw your OCs but i will need reference screenshots/photos
  • Drawing for the giveaway takes place on the 24th, please have your askbox open, but I will also make a post and tag.
  • for more examples you can check my art tag, doodle tag, and the hidden commisions tag.
  • here’s a link to this post on your dash (for replying).

pssst 1 day and 15 hours left to the drawing /o/ so I’m going to reblog this ONCE as a reminder

If you haven’t replied to this but you were following me as of May 9th, shoot me an ask and i’ll add you into my spreadsheet manually.

confessionsofadragonageaddict:

50 by ~GIVEthemHORNS

asksparklefingers:

foxghost:

This giveaway will close on midnight of  May 23rd, 2013.

It’s way overdue follower-appreciation giveaway time!

Prize #1, full-colour shippy art of your otp. Can be mildly nsfw.
Example here and here and there

  • This prize is open to current followers
  • To enter for this prize, REPLY to this post ONCE.

Prize #2 (possibly #3 and #4), single character portrait in a style of your choice. flat colour two-toned (examples nsfw), painted, lined and coloured. OR you can choose to have a black and white sketch of your otp instead.

  • This prize is open to anyone following me as of may 23rd, 2013
  • To enter, like and/reblog this post
  • You can reblog as many time as you want but please be reasonable ;-;
  • It is possible to win both prize #1 and #2 because I’m separating the replies from the notes and then doing this drawing
  • at 250 notes I will add prize #3, at 400 i will add prize #4.

Notes:

  • This giveaway is multi-fandom. This includes movies/tv/comics.
  • I will draw your OCs but i will need reference screenshots/photos
  • Drawing for the giveaway takes place on the 24th, please have your askbox open, but I will also make a post and tag.
  • for more examples you can check my art tag, doodle tag, and the hidden commisions tag.
  • here’s a link to this post on your dash (for replying).

pssst 1 day and 15 hours left to the drawing /o/ so I’m going to reblog this ONCE as a reminder

If you haven’t replied to this but you were following me as of May 9th, shoot me an ask and i’ll add you into my spreadsheet manually.

youcallyourselfanord:

“You are over encumbered and cannot run.”

my-name-is-hilarious:

theyahoostaff:

yourfriendthecrow:

I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS

We are not fucking HILARIOUS

HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING

theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD

I ship it

succulentthighs:

darkimperialblue:

My part of the art trade with Phoebe (succulentthighs).
Her warden, Andy.
I hope you like it, I hope I made her look Andy-ish~.

oH MY GOD

succulentthighs:

darkimperialblue:

My part of the art trade with Phoebe (succulentthighs).

Her warden, Andy.

I hope you like it, I hope I made her look Andy-ish~.

oH MY GOD

bioticbootyshaker:

we’ll probably just get him a leash and take him outside for a while. might have to put him in his carrier and take him to petsmart or something if it’s gonna be too hot out. he hates that carrier tho, he shakes and cries and it really makes me sad. :(

Forgive me I read this completely without context and I’m sleep deprived and I saw Dany as your icon and had this wild fantasy running through my mind of this little dragon in a cat carrier.

canderous-the-preserver:

Shoutout to blood mages because if i stabbed myself i would cry and lay there until i died

oceanlord:

theartofanimation:

Chen Wei

I love this artist. The first painting is wonderful <3